Grandad

grandad
sit thi deyn un rest thi feet tha fars tha redy't drop
al make thi a butty un set thi up wi u nice cowd drink u pop
dust fancy brawn or u bit u roast pork  or u bit u chicken breast
av bin tut corp this afternoon un av owny bout the best

could i just have sauce on grandad please cos i'm not that keen on meat
tha con ay wot ar tha wants owd cock  us lung us tha gets eyt that seat
stop theer till av dun thi jackbit though cos i know its cumfyist  place
al do thi two shives un a two misell un then wi con feed ar face

this cuttin breads us fresh us owt a think im gooint a three
duz thy want another on thi plate or is two inuff for thee
just a couple grandad  please if it won't cause too much mather
hay thas luvley manners lad tha gets that off thi father

what sauce dust want is it red or breyn is it daddies or hp
brown please grandad but instead of pop could i have a cup of tea
a luvly cup uw tay awreet al put tay leaves int pot
un av getn uw pakit uw biskits too but wer not gooint eyt awt lot

grandad i've had a smashing time  but i better be getting off
if tha dusnt tell thi mam thas add owt teyt tha con get thi feet int troff
you must be joking grandad i'm full to bursting point
ok well al see thi  sunday then when thi nan cooks that beef joint

                                                                by LJM 19/12/2012